Join The Club

  • "Fashion is for followers,

    Style is for leaders"

    ~Elle Lavon

  • The Details

     fUCK fASHION is a subscription-based program for existing clients.


    It gives you access to me and all my knowledge so you:

    Make great choices with confidence (Slide into my DMs for expert advice!)

    Save time. Never trawl the shops for hours, searching. Just ask me!

    Save money. I'm here to you never support you so you never make expensive mistakes.

    Never get stuck in a rut. Keep your style and wardrobe fresh and exciting.

    What Do You Get?


    • Tier 1
    • Annual Wardrobe Review (Valued at $1670)
    • Priority Booking
    • Special Members' only discounts on all services and packages
    • Your Stylist (That's me) at your fingertips
    • Tier 2
    • Everything from Tier 1 PLUS:
    • Annual curated shopping trip (Valued at $3,300)
    • Tier 3 (Bespoke plan designed for you)
    • Everything from Tier 1+2 PLUS:
    • Build your own: endless options such and not limited to:
    • Packing for overseas holidays
    • Makeup tutorials
    • As many shopping trips and wardrobe edits as you'd like
    • Seasonal updates
    • Photoshoots
    • Interstate and international fashion safaris


    The Details:


    Your Annual Wardrobe Review:

    Stay on top of your style game and don't slip back into your rut! A wardrobe review should happen at least once a year. And this is where the membership really pays for itself.

    In-person or virtually, we'll look through things old and new, clear away anything that you don’t want anymore and put together a list to fill any gaps.

    Direct access to me (almost 24/7):

    Call on me for any styling pickle big or small. You have me at your fingertips during office hours. If you need me for something important, it's better to get in touch in advance. Via text, email or phone call. I will always get back to you ASAP.

    And some members just love sharing pics of their outfits with me which I LOVE. (Scroll down to see screenshots of real messages from clients straight from my phone!)


    I can help with (but not limited to):

    • What to wear for an upcoming event
    • Haircut/colour advice
    • New eyewear - what are the best frames for you?
    • Getting ready to go out and you need my help choosing the best look
    • Help sourcing items
    • Stuck in a rut and want some outfit ideas
    • Shopping and need my help to decide what to buy
    • Online shopping and you’re not sure what size to order
    • Tailoring and alterations
    • Makeup
    • AND MORE

    Whatever your style dilemma may be, being a member means you have access to my expertise!


    How To Join

    Tier 1: Click HERE - Monthly instalments of $125+GST

    Tier 2: Click HERE - Monthly instalments of $250+GST

    (6-month waiting period for your wardrobe review).


    My promise to you

    No lock-in contract!

    My number 1 purpose is for you to get a ton of value, save precious time and stop making expensive mistakes.

    If the program has not met your expectations, your membership will be terminated.


    Always Read The Small Print

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    Join us for these amazing benefits.


    I got you, Boo


    per month

    Slide into my DMs for ongoing support with any style dilema.

    Special offers *limited



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    per month

    Annual Wardrobe Edit

    Ongoing support via DMs

    Special Offers

    Priority Bookings  


    Stay iconic, Baby


    per month

    Annual Wardrobe Edit

    Annual Curated Collection


    Ongoing support via DMs, phone and video calls.

    Special Offers

    Priority Bookings



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    Bespoke plan designed for your style desires