Join The Club

  • "Fashion is for followers,

    Style is for leaders"

    ~Elle Lavon

  • The Details

    fUCK fASHION is a subscription-based program for existing clients.

    It gives you access to me all year round and includes an annual wardrobe review, saves you time, prevents you from making expensive mistakes and, most importantly, keeps your style and wardrobe fresh and exciting.

    What Do You Get?

    • Annual Wardrobe Review
    • Priority Booking
    • Special Members' only discounts on all services and packages
    • Your Stylist (That's me) at your fingertips
    • Exclusive members' events and workshops


    The Details:


    Your Annual Wardrobe Review:

    Stay on top of your style game and don't slip back into your rut! A wardrobe review should happen at least once a year. And this is where the membership really pays for itself.

    In-person or virtually, we'll look through things old and new, clear away anything that you don’t want anymore and put together a list to fill any gaps.

    Direct access to me (almost 24/7):

    Call on me for any styling pickle big or small. You have me at your fingertips during office hours. If you need me for something important, it's better to get in touch in advance. Via text, email or phone call. I will always get back to you ASAP.

    And some members just love sharing pics of their outfits with me which I LOVE. (Scroll down to see screenshots of real messages from clients straight from my phone!)


    I can help with (but not limited to):

    • Event coming up and want my opinion or advice on what to wear
    • Going to get your hair cut/coloured and want to know what would best suit you
    • New eyewear - what are the best frames for you?
    • Getting ready to go out and you need my help choosing the best look
    • Need some advice on where to find the best jeans for you
    • Stuck in a rut and want some outfit ideas
    • In a store and you need my help to make a decision about what to buy
    • Online shopping and you’re not sure what size to order
    • You want to know where to buy the jeans you saw in a look somewhere
    • At the tailor and need an expert opinion on what needs to be done

    Whatever your style dilemma might be - being a member means you have access to my expertise!


    Be the first to receive invitations to events

    My events are always intimate and I release limited tickets. So you’ll always be the first to get invited (+ receive a special promo code for tickets).

    How To Join

    Single membership: Click HERE - Monthly instalments of $125+GST

    Couples membership: Click HERE - Monthly instalments of $250+GST

    (6-month waiting period for your wardrobe review).


    My promise to you

    No lock-in contract!

    My number 1 purpose is for you to get a ton of value, save precious time and stop making expensive mistakes.

    If the program has not met your expectations, your membership will be terminated.


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